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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a few minutes or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?”… The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?”… The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. So the hillbilly walks over to the woman, and quickly gives her a lick on the butt-cheek.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction quickly flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again. The hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, Ya know, I heard of the “Hind Lick Maneuver” but I never seen nobody done it.
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